“I’m a very complicated woman.”
“You’re not complicated at all– you’re just a bitch.”
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If I could just get out of my own way.
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As crazy as a car full of rabid dogs.
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He made his fortune from recycled Viagra. How do you recycle Viagra? Don’t ask– you don’t want to know.
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Learn to wait. Either things change or your heart will.
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Your license to criticize me expired years ago.
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As the child grew stranger, his mother grew more beautiful.
Posted on December 14th 2007 in Quotes
